Baseball and BigRockAction!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Runners on second with two gloves on a Tuesday with the score tied

I just wanted to go on record as someone who, while appreciative of the ridiculous granularity of the statistical interpretation of baseball, thinks baseball exsists as a wholly aesthetic pursuit.

I know that's not going to garner any respect here, much less when I call in to WEEI, but having Manny Ramierez pissing behind the Wall is worth three or four Matsui's to me. (his whole initial contract and coming from Japan stuff aside... I'm talking day-to-day...)

Friday, February 17, 2006

Fantasy Baseball 2006

All right, fuckers! We got our fantasy baseball league all set to go. Just need some teams. Are ya game? Check the topic on the message board for the full scoop...

GaragePunk League 2006

See ya on the virtual diamond!

kopper
River City Rat Finks

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

AL East

Goddam there's a whole bunch of posting without really mentioning the only division that really means anything to anyone in the marketing department of Fox Sports. With deference to the folks here that give a shit about red state teams and the National League and Swinging Priests (God bless Dave Roberts) or whatever, it's high time we brought to the table what's really going on.

Dude, the fucking Jays are getting scary. And I don't give holy hell about Damon in center field at the Toilet. The Sox should have been in a rebuilding year after dumping him and Manny, but wound up with Coco Puffs and losing their best prospects... I'm now counting on Trot Nixon to hoist up his shit for 25 HR and Bronson "Motherfucking" Arroyo to win 17, carrying 'em to the pennant behind David Ortiz, who can kill a baseball, when it's time, just by thinking at it. THIS IS A BLOG. THESE WORDS ARE FOREVER.

Only thing worries me here is the A's outta the wild card. And goddamit, I wanna see the A's ahead of the fucking stripes for the slot as Mariano loses out to Tanyon Sturtze as closer down the stretch because that piece of worthless Worcester shit is the only thing left with half an arm by the end of the season.

Goddammit if Clemens goes to the fucking Yankees I want to watch his fucking arm explode and him catch alsheimers at the exact same moment. With runners on second and third.

There's my preseason wrapup. Sorry you had a kid and haven't been posting.