60 Foot 6 Inch Pole

Ex-White Sox reliever and erstwhile Simi Valley punk singer Scott Radinsky (Ten Foot Pole, Pulley, Scared Straight) has just signed on to help right the sinking ship that is the Cleveland Indians, as bullpen coach.

Proving that he always took to baseball as strictly a day job, Radinsky is taking on a very workmanlike task, trying to make prospects like Jeremy Sowers, Aaron Laffey and Tomo Ohka (oh wait...he's a reject) into viable MLB rock studs.

Dock Ellis Last Laugh

We all miss Dock. He went too quick. WAY too quick.

BUt he left us with this, a fine legacy as the only man to openly throw a no-hitter (albeit with 10 walks) whilst tripping balls on LSD.

Please impart ANY tripping, frying, baking or swerving baseball tale you may have. WE WANT TO HEAR IT.