AL East
Goddam there's a whole bunch of posting without really mentioning the only division that really means anything to anyone in the marketing department of Fox Sports. With deference to the folks here that give a shit about red state teams and the National League and Swinging Priests (God bless Dave Roberts) or whatever, it's high time we brought to the table what's really going on.
Dude, the fucking Jays are getting scary. And I don't give holy hell about Damon in center field at the Toilet. The Sox should have been in a rebuilding year after dumping him and Manny, but wound up with Coco Puffs and losing their best prospects... I'm now counting on Trot Nixon to hoist up his shit for 25 HR and Bronson "Motherfucking" Arroyo to win 17, carrying 'em to the pennant behind David Ortiz, who can kill a baseball, when it's time, just by thinking at it. THIS IS A BLOG. THESE WORDS ARE FOREVER.
Only thing worries me here is the A's outta the wild card. And goddamit, I wanna see the A's ahead of the fucking stripes for the slot as Mariano loses out to Tanyon Sturtze as closer down the stretch because that piece of worthless Worcester shit is the only thing left with half an arm by the end of the season.
Goddammit if Clemens goes to the fucking Yankees I want to watch his fucking arm explode and him catch alsheimers at the exact same moment. With runners on second and third.
There's my preseason wrapup. Sorry you had a kid and haven't been posting.
posted by Angus at
3:43 AM
1 Comments:
you can make a broche...or a pterodactyl...
I think finally the AL East has acheived--with the upticks this year of the Jays and the O's--the mediocrity they have threatened for the decade so far. The Yanks WILL collapse (i.e.-take the division and bounce in the first round) and there will be a three-way tie for second, with the Rays in their usual caboose position.
The Injuns, A's, WSox, heck, amybe even the Royals will all rise and cast off the shackles of the AL East. Well...maybe not KC.
I don't like saying this, but I think the Anglos will take it. And I hate that team.
11:44 AM
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