Runners on second with two gloves on a Tuesday with the score tied

I just wanted to go on record as someone who, while appreciative of the ridiculous granularity of the statistical interpretation of baseball, thinks baseball exsists as a wholly aesthetic pursuit.

I know that's not going to garner any respect here, much less when I call in to WEEI, but having Manny Ramierez pissing behind the Wall is worth three or four Matsui's to me. (his whole initial contract and coming from Japan stuff aside... I'm talking day-to-day...)