Jerry Coleman

This link is to a mighty funny collection of what San Diegans know familiarly as "Colemanisms." Hall-of-Fame Padres announcer Jerry Coleman, ex-Yankee second baseman and WWII colonel, has been announcing Padres games since 1970. This is a collection of his absent-mindedly hilarious gaffes, malaprops and spoonerisms.
Enjoy!
http://www.funny2.com/coleman.htm