Rick Lancellotti, Eat Your Heart Out

It took eleven years of toiling in the minor leagues for Jeff Bailey to get his first call up to the big leagues! Considering that Matsuzaka is getting his ass handed to him this afternoon by the Tigers, today would be a good time for Bailey to get his first few major league hits...and first seven RBI or so, since no one else has done much against Detroit in this series.

Jeff Bailey's Career Minor League Stats (124 career minor league home runs...still a long way from matching Lancellotti's 276 minor league dingers.)